Low Rent Tweet Of The Day: Soulja Boy

Is Soulja Boy not like the Tila Tequila of the music industry at this point? Typing out trash like "this girl say she wanna fuck me" clearly must be some sort to "drum up controversy" to gain followers on Twitter—since clearly he isn't gaining any listeners to the shit tracks he's dumping out there like a bucket of chum every other year. (His latest album The DeAndre Way debuted at a triumphant #90 on the Top 200 last month).

Z-grade garbage like this only reassures that we made the right decision by honoring him with the #1 position on Chart Rigger's Worst Singles Of 2007 list, with the statement, "Soulja Boy gets a dishonorable discharge. And by that, we mean the kind your mom shot out right after you were born."

Absolute Horror: Jedward Cover "Teenage Dream"

Of course, they still somehow manage to sound better than Katy Perry. That note at 2:58 is the stuff dreams are made of.

Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair" Is About As Good As Her Dad's Music

Two words with this one, kids: Kriss Kross.

Nine-year-old Willow Smith's obnoxious trash jam "Whip My Hair" now has a teaser video. Why do I have a feeling that with the right forces of evil in alignment, this horse shit will become a giant smash just like all of her dad Will's songs did for an annoying period of time?



The subliminal pink triangles are a classy touch, though. Oh, wait—that's a "W." For "whatever."