Just because Justin Bieber is an easy target...

How can you look at this and have you gaydar
not go into overload???

Why the vitriol tossed in the direction of Justin Bieber today? Well, one, I love an easy target. Two, I haven’t found anything else of interest in the news, and I’m all “As Seen On TVed” out. And, well, I’m still a little pissed off that they had to go all Justin Bieber Experience on Glee this week.


Justin Bieber Won't Have Sex Without Love
Sex, drugs, and rock and roll. As one of the biggest pop stars in the world, Justin Bieber's right in the thick of it. In the upcoming issue of Rolling Stone magazine — which is already causing a buzz due to comments Bieber made about abortion in the interview — the pop star opens up about where he stands on premarital sex and the temptation to take drugs, while also inadvertently providing some insight into the speculation surrounding his relationship with actress Selena Gomez.
Umm, yay, I’m thrilled. I so give a damn what this 16-year-old thinks about sex, drugs, rock and roll, abortion and Selena Gomez. I have to admit, I just clicked the headline to read the story because, well, I was like, “Dude, could you be any more of a loser?” You have the ability to bang just about any chick in the world (you know, save for me) and you’re going to throw out this “wholesome” 16-year-old act? Remember Britney? She tried that too, she banged Justin Timberlake, even though she claimed she wasn’t going to. Stop trying to appeal to these teenyboppers’ parents.

At 16 years old, Bieber, who has no shortage of female admirers, says he's aware that many people have sex without love, but that it's not for him.
Yeah, but you know, oral sex isn’t sex. Our former president proved that. And that’s totally fair game without love. Or, maybe he’s just doing it in the ear.

"I don't think you should have sex with anyone unless you love them," Bieber said. When asked about premarital sex, however, he was a little vaguer. "I think you should just wait for the person you're ... in love with."
Yeah, well, he had to be all vague because gay marriage isn’t legal yet, so of course he’ll be having premarital sex – so as long as he’s in love with the dude, it’s all fair game. Duh.

Bieber also opened up about what kind of girls he's interested in.
Umm, none?

Elitist reporter note: How about being grammatically correct?
“Bieber also opened up about the type of girls who interest him.”
“Bieber also opened up about the kind of girl in which he might be interested.”

"I like a girl with a nice smile and who's funny," he said. "As far as looks, my taste is dark hair. But I don't limit myself. I like girls with blond hair too. I like everything."
Ohh, he’d like me. I’m thrilled. Really. My life is complete, I know I’m Justin Bieber’s type. Oh wait, then he decided to backpedal and not commit. Of course, because “I like everything” also includes guys.

While Bieber has yet to confirm whether or not he's dating Gomez, Rolling Stone reporter Vanessa Grigoriadis notes in her profile that she caught a peek of his computer background, which was a picture of him and Gomez against an orange sunset. His manager Scooter Braun told the magazine that the young star is "absolutely girl-crazy."
Really, does it take a genius to realize she’s a beard?

"Not that he goes after tons of girls, but if there's a girl he wants to see and he feels that we're not respecting that, he will make our lives hell to see her," Braun said.
Well, honestly, what else is his manager going to say? It’s all about making him seem attainable and therefore attractive. It’s a known fact that once a celebrity is linked to someone, they are a lot less attractive and may even lose fan base. 

As for other temptations that he might face during his career, Bieber, who is a huge Michael Jackson fan, said he wants to avoid falling into the same pitfalls as his idol. Namely, when it comes to drugs, which he said he has no interest in trying.
Again, they all say that. Given that proclamation, how much you want to bet he’ll be one of the ones dead of a mysterious drug overdose in the next five years?

"Are you curious about cutting off your finger? Do you want to know what that feels like?" Bieber reasoned. "To me, taking drugs is the same type of thing. In the end, all that happens is you get hurt by it."
Hey, Bieber, I have cut my finger off (well, part of it). It was a complete accident, but I have experienced it and I take offense to your analogy, jerkwad. What the hell makes you think you’re so much better than me, punk?

The full interview with Bieber hits newsstands on Friday.
Ohhhh, I can’t wait!

And just because no blog about Bieber is complete without the proof he is, in fact, gay, I will end with some photo proof … Bieber fan girls may want to stop reading now.